Hiya! Me again! This is ANOTHER silly fanfic. All the Gundam pilots and their partners all live in one big mansion…Wonder where I got this idea from?…Gosh. I should get serious and write a decent one but I can’t seem to do so…

Disclaimer: I do not own gundam wing so… PLEASE don’t sue!!!!

Gundam Mansion

Chapter one

‘Where the heck is my AOL Cd??’ Trowa said, looking through all his CD’s.

‘What’re you looking for?’ Quatre asked sweetly, arms behind him. Trowa had seen this angel smile much too often. He stretched his arm out.

‘Quatre, gimme it!’ he said.

‘But I haven’t got your AOL cd!’ Quatre protested.

‘Oh yes you have.’ Trowa said, not giving in to the sweet blonde innocent looking boy. Quatre sighed. He started putting his hands into his jacket then into the back of his trousers.

‘Quatre!!’ Trowa said, covering his eyes. ‘I…I’m not gay! I have Catherine!’ he yelled.

‘Here’ and he handed a CD over to Trowa. Trowa opened one eye to check that Quatre was not striping.

‘T-Thank you!’ Trowa thanked and inserted it into his computer. It auto runned it and a cartoon popped up.

‘QUATRE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?’ Trowa said with anger in his usual calm voice.

‘Well, you told me to give it to you…this is the only CD I have…’ Quatre looked to the floor.

Trowa ejected the CD from his computer and stomped out. Quatre shrugged. Oh Well! It is his AOL cd after all, just recorded over…. Quatre skipped out of the room.

*~*~*~*~*

‘Sally…..Sally…’ Wufei mumbled as he slept on his side.

‘Wakey wakey!!’ a voice cried before launching itself onto Wufei.

‘AARRGGHH!!!!’ Wufei screamed as the weight slammed on top of him, causing him to choke. Wufei slowly praying for it not to be what he think it is. He looked up slowly from the side and the object of hatred stared back.

‘WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU THINKING OF, MAXWELL?’ screamed Wufei with bloodshot eyes.

Duo blinked and wiped off the dots of spit on his face.

‘Wake up, sleepy head!’ Duo jumped on Wufei.

‘I can wake up by myself, thank you very much and if you are to help me, you don’t have to jump onto me like a maniac!’ Wufei shifted Duo off him and Duo rolled off Wufei’s bed.

‘AOW!’ Duo rubbed his backside. ‘You nearly broke me ass!’ Duo yelled up to Wufei and grinned slightly. ‘Well you wouldn’t have minded if it was Sally….’

‘W-what?’ Wufei stammered. ‘What are you muttering about?

‘Ooo!! Wu-man fancies a woman!!’ Duo fell about laughing and pointing at Wufei’s expression of both anger and embarrassment.

‘I..I don’t know what you are talking about!!’

‘Aye ya do!!’ Duo teased, having fun mocking Wufei. ‘ C’mon! Just admit it! You, Wufei Chang, likes Sally Po!!’

‘Shut up and stop making up stories!’ Wufei gnarled. ‘It is so unlikely that I will have feelings for women, they’re they’re…’ Wufei searched for words as Duo laughed even harder.

‘Look at your face!’ Duo snorted between his giggle.

‘ARGH!! DIE MAXWELL’ Wufei dived at Duo but the door creaked and Wufei’s face reddened again.

‘Are yous up, boys?’ said Sally’s voice.

‘We sure are!’ Duo said grinning, enjoying himself. ‘gee, isn’t it real hot here? Wufei’s face’s all red!’

‘If you didn’t say, Duo I wouldn’t have noticed! Are you alright, Wufei?’ Sally walked over to Wufei who was as stiff as a board and reached out to touch his forehead. ‘You certainly don’t have a fever…’ she said.

Wufei didn’t dare move and Duo fell about with silent laughter.

‘Hey, I’m outa here.’ Duo laughed and walked out closing the door behind him but just as it was a closing, he popped back in again. ‘Hey Wufei! I don’t think I need to buy the lovebirds you wanted. I see a pair right infront of me!’ He winked and slammed the door as Wufei threw a pillow at him.

Duo chuckled to himself as he skipped down the stairs. ‘I sure am smart!’ Duo complimented himself. He took out a piece of paper. ‘Right’ he said slowly. The piece of paper had all 5 of the gundam pilots’ name on it… and the girls’ as well. There was a strike through all of them except Sally and Wufei’s. Duo took out a pencil and drew a line through Wufei and Sally’s name. ‘There! Mission accomplished!’ he said to himself, scrumpling up the paper and throwing it into the bin. Shocking! The God Of Death is actually doing this… he thought to himself as he continued to jump down the stairs, his arms cushioning his head.

*~*~*~*~*

‘It is not working…’ Heero muttered through his gritted teeth and glaring down at the lump of dough.

‘You’re getting there, Heero! You’re getting there!’ Relena said, trying to make Heero feel better.

Relena was teaching a Heero who was wearing an electric pink apron and a bunny on the front how to cook. They were making scones and Heero had taken his anger out on the lump of dough he was trying to make into scones.

Heero made another feeble attempt to shape the dough into a scone shape but failed again.

‘I can’t cook!’ Heero said, grabbing a knife and stabbing at the dough on every of his words.

‘Come on! Practice makes perfect.’ Relena persuaded him.

‘Whatever you say, Relena…whatever you say…’ Heero said, making another attempt.

*~*~*~*~*

It seemed like a teaching day. Relena was teaching Heero in the kitchen and meanwhile Trowa and Catherine was teaching their acrobatic tricks to Duo and Hilde.

‘Ooo!’ Duo screwed up his face. ‘Now I can’t do that!’ he moaned as Catherine did a somersault in the air and Trowa at her heel.

‘Come on, Duo! You’ve mastered high jump! Don’t chicken out on this!’ Catherine said as Trowa plopped down beside her after his somersault.

‘Well….. a trampoline would help!’ Duo said sarcastically. ‘But I doubt if we had one.’

Trowa and Catherine looked at each other and smiled.

‘No..’ Duo said, grinning. ‘You don’t…you do!’

Trowa and Catherine went into their massive store garage and dragged out a reasonable sized trampoline.

‘Oh my God! This is so cool!’ Duo jumped and landed on the trampoline, bouncing up and down.

‘And another one for you, Hilde!’ Catherine said leading Hilde over to another trampoline.

‘Try it, Duo!’ Trowa said.

‘I’m ready!!’ Duo yelled.

Duo jumped and the trampoline sent him flying into the air.

‘Whooohooo!’ Duo whooped as he flew into the air. He was now level with the roof!! ‘Ooo…’ Duo grinned as he fell back down onto the trampoline. He jumped stronger than usual and knocked on the bedroom window.

Wufei and Sally glanced over to the window.

‘I thought I heard somebody knocking on the window…’ Sally said.

‘Me too! But that couldn’t be possible. We’re on the second story.’

Wufei and Sally continued to move towards each other but then there was another sudden knock. Sally and Wufei shot a look at the window and caught a glimpse of a long brown thing…

Duo bounced up again. Wufei and Sally were looking towards the window. Finally they noticed me… Duo flew back up and waved.

‘Hallowee!’ he cried.

A loud MAAAAAXWELLL!!! Could be heard from upstairs. Wufei ran over to the window and opened it. Duo was just popping back up again. He patted Wufei’s cheeks, ‘Have fun, Wuffie!’ he giggled and pulled a his bottom eyelid down and stuck his tongue out before nipping back down again and stopped, looking up at him. Wufei cleared his throat….is he going to shout??

A splodge glided down. It smacked Duo in the eye.

‘EOW!! Wu-man! You’re stinking! You unhygienic git!!!’ Duo wiped the splat of spit from his eye.

‘HAH! WELL THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR STALKING ON ME!’ Wufei yelled and closed the window and even drew the curtains!!

‘Hmph!’ Duo pouted.

Hilde, Catherine and Trowa were laughing away as Duo glared at them. At least Heero and Relena didn’t see this embarrassing thing.

*~*~*~*~*

At the dinner table.

‘Hey Duo! Do you want to borrow my eye cleanse?’ Relena asked.

‘Hey! How’d you…’ Duo pointed, puzzled. ‘TROWA!’ Duo shouted. ‘I told you not to tell..’

Trowa lifted his hands to the air. ‘Not guilty!’ he said and pointed towards Catherine and Hilde. Duo shot them a glare.

‘Well it was just so funny!’ Hilde and Catherine said.

Heero bursted into his evil laugh that he was well known for, throwing his head back. Everyone sweat dropped. Duo felt really embarrassed.

‘Well at least I’m not kissing in a bedroom!!’ Duo said loudly making sure that Sally and Wufei heard him. The two of them glowed a bright red in colour.

Quatre, Dorothy, Hilde, Heero, Relena, Trowa and Catherine laughed out loud.

‘Haha! So in your face, Wu-man!’ Duo laughed.

So he hasn’t found out… Relena thought to herself, trying not to look guilty as she laughed.

‘Oh yeah.’ Duo started. ‘How’s your scone making?’ Duo said. The others wondered why Duo had his famous evil grin on his face.

‘It was…fine’ Heero said, getting redder each minute. He didn’t enjoy this one bit.

‘Heero’s a quick learner….’ Relena said, looking at her lap.

‘Ah….’ Duo teased, twiddling a finger at them. ‘Now, don’t hide anything from me…’

‘What? We didn’t hide nothing…’ Heero denied. Duo imitated a huge smooch and everyone laughed. Heero and Relena blushed furiously.

‘Alright! Bed everybody! NOW!’ Trowa clapped his hands to motion everyone to get up and go to their rooms.

‘Ack! Come on! It’s getting to the best part of the show!’ Duo reasoned.

‘Nope, It’s past twelve!! Bed everyone! We’re having an inspect tomorrow noon!’ announced Trowa

Everybody groaned. ‘Not AGAIN!’

‘I don’t see the point in these inspectings!!’ groaned Duo as he dragged himself off the comfortable sofa. ‘Could we not stay up a little longer?’

‘NO! Everybody! Bed! NOWWW!!!’

*~*~*~*~*

‘RISE AND SHINE!’ Trowa said as he yanked the blanket away from Quatre.

‘Trowa!!’ Quatre cried, shivering. ‘What did you do that for? Gimme back my blankie!’ he wailed and hugged his teddy tighter.

‘No! WAKE UP NOW!!’ Trowa screamed.

‘Okay, okay!’ Quatre said and start to stir.

‘That’s more like it.’ Trowa headed towards the door, heading towards Duo’s door which was opposite Quatre’s.

One more minute…just one more minute.. Quatre thought to himself and slept with his bottom in the air.

‘QUATRE!!’ Trowa said and chucked Quatre’s fallen teddy at him.

*~*~*~*~*

Trowa was very much impressed as he saw the others gathered in the hall, rubbing their eyes and in their pyjamas. They just stood there and yawned one by one….

‘I’m going to the toilet!’ Duo yelled and everyone dashed for the toilet with a sudden burst of energy. Heero shoved past the girls and kicked the boys’ shins, broke into the toilet and locked the door.

‘Heero you wee cheater!’ Duo said, whamming the door. ‘And my bruises on my shins were just healed from the camping vacation!!’ Duo cried, nursing his shin.

‘The wee brute!!’ Wufei growled followed by, ‘Injustice’

‘You were in there first yesterday as well!’ Trowa yelled through the door.

‘What’s the matter?’ Quatre said, appearing behind everyone, perfect hair, pearl white teeth and fully dressed.

‘Huh?’ everyone said.

‘Quatre…how??’ Dorothy began, pointing at him. She then suddenly clicked her fingers and dashed for Quatre’s bedroom.

‘That’s it! Quatre has an ensuite!’ Wufei screeched. There was another mass of scramble as everyone fell over each other getting to Quatre’s room.

‘SUCKERS!’ Dorothy yelled before slamming the door.

*~*~*~*~*

DING DONG!

‘Who’s that at the door so early in the morning?’ asked Relena, looking over the balcony and to the front porch.

‘I don’t know…’ Quatre leaned over and squinting his eyes.

‘I didn’t expect them to come so early…’ Trowa narrowed his eyes. It was obvious he was doing some quick thinking.

‘What is on that mind of yours, Trowa?’ asked Duo.

Trowa walked down he stairs and opened the door.

‘ROYAL MAIL!’ the postman squeaked.

‘Gr…’ Trowa snatched the mail and slammed the door in the postman’s face. ‘Who else would it be?’

Finally, everybody finished dressing, washing and eating.

‘CHORES EVERYONE!!’ Trowa yelled up the stairs. Everyone gathered at the hall, looking at the whiteboard. The chores table.

‘Alright. Everyone finished cleaning out there rooms?’ Trowa asked. Everyone nodded. It seemed like a strict military camp. He handed out the aprons.

‘Let’s all have a look shall we?’ Trowa whipped the board from behind him. ‘Heero, you have to..do the laundry!’ Trowa handed Heero a huge basket of laundry as Heero took them and stomped out to the back garden, the others laughing. ‘Duo, you have to……wash the toilets’ Duo’s face fell.

‘WHAT? The God Of Death. WASHING THE TOILETS?’ he said gob-smacked.

‘God of Death or no God Of Death. Clean the toilets’ the others snickered as Trowa handed him disinfectant and a toilet scrubber.

The other couldn’t be that bad now that the two bad ones were picked.

‘Quatre, washing! Wufei, clean the windows. Relena and Hilde, brushing the floor. Catherine and Dorothy does the mopping and Sally, you do the dusting. Lastly, lovely old me does the…..’ Trowa searched the board for his name. ‘I’m doing….the gardening!! Right everyone! Off to work!’

Everyone setted to work.

Heero, wearing his blue apron with a number one printed on it, was busy hanging out the washing, hanging out one of Duo’s Bart Simpson boxers next to one of Wufei’s flowery boxer ones to be precise.

Duo mumble to himself. ‘I am the mighty God of Death! GOD OF DEATH! But here I am, washing the toilets.’ Duo walked into the bathroom that everyone had been fighting over. He held his nose as he arrived. ‘EOW!!’ he fanned the air. ‘WHO WAS THE LAST TO USE THE UPSTAIRS HALL TOILET?’ yelled Duo, opening the window, letting some fresh air in. ‘WHO’S THE WEE STINKER WHO USED THE UPSTAIRS HALL TOILET LAST?’ Duo repeated.

‘YOU!’ everyone replied. Duo blushed. ‘Oops!’

Trowa was wearing a dark green apron, pulling at a weed He chuckled. He had changed his own chore while everybody wasn’t looking!! He was really supposed to wash the toilets but he switched it to Duo… HeeHee! He smirked to himself as he did peaceful gardening, pulling out weed after weed and replacing Duo’s dead sunflowers( I forgot to water them!! Protested Duo)

Quatre had water all splashed down his white number 4 apron. ‘Why do I have to wash the dishes??’ he mumbled, scrubbing at the dough covered baking tray, it looks as if Heero’s scone making had failed… again!!! ‘Oh yeah and Relena said he’s a quick learner…’ Quatre complained.

Up high in a ladder was Wufei. ‘Injustice!! I did the windows last week!! Why do I have to do it AGAIN?’ Wufei leaned particularly hard on the word again and the wiper squeaked loudly.

‘Woa woa!’ Duo yelled up. Wufei looked down and Duo stared back at him.

‘Go wash your toilets, Maxwell!!’ Wufei taunted. Duo put his hands onto his hips.

‘Well I have finished washing my toilets thank you very much! Just don’t you fall off that ladder or else you’ll never get to go out with Sally…’

Wufei replied with a grunt. ‘Whatever!!’ Duo cushioned his head again and but stopped.

‘Hey, Wuffie! Would you mind moving your ladder? It’s in my way!’ Duo complained.

‘Walk under it. Don’t you have any common sense?’ Wufei shouted down, Duo made a good job distracting Wufei from his window washing chore.

‘NO! I’m not walking under that ladder! It’s bad luck!! Don’t you have any common sense?’

‘That’s just a stupid rumor! Now skip along and don’t bother me again!’ Wufei resumed to washing the window.

‘It is unlucky!’ Duo pouted. ‘look! I’ll even show it to ya!’ Duo prepared to run under the ladder.

‘Fool!’ Wufei thought. Duo dashed under the ladder and was careful to knock his arm on the ladder causing the ladder to become unsteady and Wufei toppled off.

‘ARGH!!!’ Wufei screamed, wildly flinging his arms about. Sally was just walking by with her mop and caught him.

‘You alright, Wu-Chan?’ she asked. The scene looked very weird indeed. Sally cradling Wufei in her arms whilst Duo holding a bucket of dirty brown water with a toilet scrubber sticking out of it.

‘HAHA!!’ Duo fell about laughing. ‘Haah! They two love birds!’ Wufei jumped out of Sally cradling and threw the bucket of dirty water over Duo!!

‘Argh! And I just mopped that bit too!’ Sally cried in dispair.

‘ARGH!!’ Duo screamed he was covered in filthy brown water. ‘WUUUUFEIII!I!!! I AM GOING TO GET You!!’ Duo chased Wufei with his toilet scrubber.

*~*~*~*~*

DING DONG!!

Trowa smiled a big wide grin. ‘I’ll get it! My special guest today!’ Trowa ran to the door while taking his apron off. The others were in the living room, watching TV still in their aprons except Duo who has gone for a bath.

‘Hello, Lt. Zechs! Good afternoon, Miss Noin.’ Trowa said, politely and inviting them in.

The ‘special’ guest had been Noin and Milliardo! Noin was wearing a long blue dress which dragged onto the floor. It wasn’t really her kind of clothing but it suited her in some weird way. Milliardo wore his usual red and white outfit.

‘Well, actually, Trowa, you can call me Milliardo, I resumed to calling myself that name.’ Milliardo said.

‘And you can call me Noin.’ Noin said.

‘Please step right in and make yourself at home’ Trowa showed them the way to the living room.

Heero and Wufei were playing a game of chess, Duo and Hilde at the TV, Quatre and Dorothy outside in the freshly weeded garden making out and Catherine and Sally were playing a game of snap.

Milliardo, Noin and Trowa sweatdropped.

Heero had been so cold-blooded on the battle and now he has moved in with these other people and socializing with them? Incredible! Zechs thought. Noin was shocked too.

Trowa cleared his throat. Everyone looked towards him, even Quatre and Dorothy.

‘Hello Noin. Hello Zechs!’ they all called.

Quatre and Dorothy entered the mansion red faced.

‘Oh, Hello, Quatre!’ Noin said with a grin on her face.

‘Hello, Miss Noin.’ Quatre said, feeling uneasy.

‘Having a nice time with Dorothy?’ Zechs said. Noin jabbed him in the back without anyone noticing.

‘Well…’ Dorothy and Quatre said.

Noin and Zechs had arrived at the Gundam boys’ and girls’ mansion to…… have a sleepover!! HeeHee!

At the dinner table:

Duo was sick of acting sensible(Trowa and Relena were giving out table manner lessons, determined to train everyone into well mannered ladies and gentlemen[ particularly Heero and Duo] and not embarrass themselves in the dining room) He had to sit up stiffly. He started playing with his food and Trowa, who sat opposite to Duo, kicked him on the shin and shot him a glare which said: You know the consequences…

Duo rolled his eyes and sat upright again. Heero wasn’t enjoying it either. Quatre and Dorothy was having quite an enjoyable time, chatting to Noin on what has recently been going on.

‘ACHOO!!’ Duo sneezed loudly and splattered Trowa on the opposite side with pieces of potatoes and droplets of spit.

‘Please excuse me and Duo for a moment’ Trowa excused himself from the dining table and dragged Duo out by the braid.

After an earth shattering beating, Duo returned to the dining table perfectly healthy…he had no bruises on his face, no blackeyes or any broken teeth but was walking a bit like a crippled man.

‘Serves you right, Maxwell!’ Wufei hissed from the corner of his mouth, not loud enough for others to hear but enough for Duo to hear. Duo shot him one of Heero’s glares and gave him the fingers under the table. Wufei tightened up visibly and gave him them back. Duo, stuck his tongue out at him and Wufei, who was now ragging narrowed his eyes at him. Duo sniggered foolishly and flicked a piece of potato at him and got him in the eye. Wufei pelted him with his peas underneath the table and Duo chucked a chip with ketchup on it.

As Wufei and Duo’s food fight got messier and messier, it also got more and more noticeable. Heero saw this and instead of telling them to stop, he encouraged them.

‘Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!’ he cheered, clapping his hands.

‘That is quite enough!’ Trowa said, standing up, ready to stop this nuisance that he will not accept infront of visitors. Duo and Wufei both turned around. ‘Shut up, Trowa!’ and threw a pile of food at him.

Trowa looked down at his now splattered clothes. ‘Why yous…’ Trowa took up an apple pie that Catherine had been eyeing at, took aim and threw it. SPLODGE! It got Duo at the back of his head, the filling running down Duo’s braid.

‘Now, Trow. I wouldn’t mind a little chip or two but nobody dirties my hair!!’

Suddenly a huge food fight started.

‘It had been years since I was in a food fight!’ Noin yelled over the noise of laughter.

‘Not since that day in the canteen..’ Zechs yelled at the same tone.

‘Let’s party!’ Noin and Zechs cackle as they buried each other in food.

*~*~*~*~*

The food fight went on until there was no more food left. They all fell back an onto the food covered floor, very filthy indeed themselves.

‘Boy, that was fun!’ Heero said, thumbing through his vanilla covered hair.

‘My hair’s hardening..’ Quatre mumbled, tugging at his gravy hair.

‘Say, who’s gonna clean up this mess?’ asked Duo.

‘Dunno!’ Wufei said, gasping for breath

End of Chapter One

Hm……..I hope that wasn’t too bad….I had loads written but I deleted them and re-written them…..and deleted them again and that cycle goes on and on and on!!!! I just didn’t know how to start!!! I certainly enjoyed writing it!! ^_^

Lil Pixie