"SHHHHHH!"

"Ouch! That's my foot."

"I thought that was your third leg Wufei..."

"Boys have three legs?"

"Oh Lena dear, brother Duo has lots to teach you. You have lots to learn."

"Oh and Duo you know everything right?"

"Right Hilde."

"Oh brother."

"Will you guys shut up and pay attention to the mission at hand?"

"Yes sir."

"Right!"

"Sorry sir."

"Roger that."

...pause...

"Oh Heero do I have too?"

"Duo stop your complaining!"

"Yeah Duo. What we're doing is very important, espeacially for the innocent little kids out there."

"I know that Trowa but..."

"I don't know about this you guys. It's ganna be mad at me."

"Don't worry Quatre, we're here for you still!"

"Moral support."

"Gee, thanks Duo...I think."

"Just remember what we're doing is for the colonies."

"Your right Heero, thanks."

"Women, walk faster."

"I can't cause Heero is stopped."

"Sure Hilde."

"Women push him over then."

"Oh the injustice of it all Wufei."

"Exactly Relena."....smirks...."Hey that's my line!"

"Of the injustice of it all Wufei."

"ENOUGH WOMEN!"

"Shhhhh!"

"Okay we've made it to the spot."

"You mean it took us that long to make it to the bedroom door to the bed in the dark?"

Oh the shame of it all.

"Uh-huh."

"Maybe if I had a third leg like the boys I could have made it faster."

"RELENA!"

"What? What I say?"

"Okay hush!"

"Hilde, Relena, you hold down the hands."

"Okay Heero."

"Sure thing boss."

"Wufei, Trowa, you get the feet."

"Right!"

"Quatre your going on top of it. Make sure you don't wake it."

"It? Is that what we're calling it now?"

"Whatever, I'll stand by just in case if -it- bucks."

"What about me Heero?"

"Duo, you hand our weapon to Quatre."

"But I don't wann-"

"Okay Duo hand it to him."

"Argh."

"Got 'em."

"Okay on the count of three. Ready girls?"

"More than ever."

"Right!"

"Okay good, ready guys?"

"And girls!"

Sigh. "And girls,"

"Mmmhmm!"

"Justice shall be served."

"It's ganna hate me."

"I wanted to do the fun pa-."

"Okay good. One...two...THREE!"

"OW! WHAT THE HELL--"

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The Gundam Boys along with Hilde and Relena all glanced around each other with smirks on their faces waiting for the victim to come out of the bathroom. Sure there was guilt, but ...not really. They had served the colonies, the innocent bystanders that had to see 'it', and themseleves.

Footsteps were heard headed towards the bathroom door and they all tensed up waiting for the victem to emerge.

"I hope your satisfied." All of them nodded."You disgust me." -And she walked out.

"I gotta admit," Duo said thoughtfully with his hands behind his back, cocking a head to the side, " Dorothy looks good with plucked eyebrows."

There was a agreement nod that went around the group.